ABCs of St Tropez

Luxury ABC Book for Affluent Families

Is your toddler prepared for their first season in the South of France? Are you tired of ABC books that teach trivial concepts like "apples" and "balls" instead of "beach clubs" and "couture"? We understand.

Other kids are learning their primary colors. Yours is learning the precise shade of rosé required for a proper sunset aperitif.

Welcome to the ABCs of St Tropez, the essential early-learning guide for the discerning tot. This isn't just a book; it's a primer for a life of effortless sophistication, designed to instill the fundamentals of Riviera living long before they can even pronounce "pamplemousse." Ensure your little one is fluent in the language of leisure and luxury, because it's never too early to get a head start on being fabulous.

This Guide to Gallic Glamour Features:
- 26 Lessons in Lavish Living: From "Ambiance" to "Zou Bisou Bisou," master the vocabulary of the international elite.
- Minimalist Riviera Design: A soothing palette of sun-bleached white, azure blue, and rosé pink that perfectly complements your minimalist vacation villa.
- Actually Educational: Beneath the layers of satire, your child will genuinely learn their ABCs and associate them with culturally significant (and absurdly luxurious) concepts.
- Parent Notes: Filled with subtle jokes and witty asides written exclusively for the adults in the room. Consider it your reward for reading about yachts again.

Inside This Compendium of Coastal Cool:
B is for Beach Club, where toddlers trade their pacifiers for Pellegrino.
D is for Dior, because onesies should always be designer.
N is for Nikki Beach, the only sandbox that matters.
R is for Rosé, the official beverage of naptime (for mommy).
Y is for Yacht, your child's future floating playroom.

Perfect Gift For:
- Parents who summer in the Hamptons but "get away" in St Tropez. - That friend who insists their baby only wears white linen. - Hedge fund managers on their second paternity leave. - Aspirational influencers and the effortlessly chic. - Grandparents dedicated to establishing generational wealth and taste. - Anyone who believes a child's first word should be "Givenchy."

What Privileged Parents Are Saying:
"Leo pointed at a sailboat and scoffed, 'That's not a yacht.' He's 2." - Chloé, Monaco
"She now refuses any juice that isn't served with a tiny umbrella and a sprig of mint. So, thank you for that." - Sterling, Palm Beach
"My son corrected my pronunciation of 'Hermès'. He's not wrong, but he is 3." - Beatrice, London

Warning: May cause spontaneous demands for espadrilles, an unshakeable belief that "daddy's office" is a boat, a sudden disdain for non-designer swimwear, and early-onset ennui.

Give your child the gift of a ridiculously unfair advantage. After all, you're not just raising a child; you're cultivating a lifestyle.

Part of the "ABCs of Unnecessary Luxury" series.

@poshtotspress

What Makes This Special:

• Museum-quality illustrations
• Premium printing on luxury paper
• Educational content for children 2-5 years
• Sophisticated design parents will love
• Perfect for upscale nurseries and playrooms

Specifications:

• 26 beautifully illustrated pages
• 8.5" x 8.5" square format
• Premium color printing
• Durable hardcover binding