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Is your toddler's portfolio diversified enough? Are they tired of the same old "A is for Apple"? It's time for an upgrade.
Other kids are learning to count to ten. Yours is learning about capital gains.
Welcome to the "ABCs of Monaco," the essential alphabet primer for the discerning toddler. This isn't just a book; it's a socio-economic head start, a lifestyle guide for the sandbox elite. We believe it's never too early to learn about the finer things in life, like tax havens, luxury yachts, and the strategic importance of a well-placed helipad.
This Monaco Edition Features:
- 26 Lessons in Opulence: From appreciating avant-garde yacht design to understanding the nuances of non-domiciled residency.
- Minimalist Design: A palette of Riviera-inspired pastels and gold foil accents that whispers "new money" but in a very old, established way.
- Actually Educational: Yes, they'll learn their ABCs, but more importantly, they'll learn the unspoken alphabet of the 1%.
- Parent Notes: Discreetly hidden jokes and financial advice for parents who understand the real value of a good tax haven.
Inside This Primer for the Privileged:
B is for Bentley. Because a Rolls Royce is just a little... much.
C is for Casino. Where we definitely don't go, wink.
F is for Formula 1. The only traffic jam we tolerate.
H is for Hedge Fund. How daddy affords your bespoke tricycle.
Y is for Yacht. It's not a boat. Never a boat.
Perfect Gift For:
- Parents who summer in the Hamptons but winter in St. Barts.
- Hedge fund managers and their surprisingly well-dressed toddlers.
- Anyone who has ever unironically used the term "au pair."
- Baby showers where the gifts require a separate insurance policy.
- Families who believe "vintage" means a 2018 Bugatti.
- Your friend who just *had* to name their child "Sterling."
What Well-Heeled Parents Are Saying:
"Auguste pointed to a yacht and said 'tender.' He's 3." - Chloë, Monte Carlo
"She now refuses to eat any caviar that isn't Osetra. Thanks." - Sebastian, London
"My son used 'F is for Fiduciary Duty' in a sentence. I've never been more proud." - Madison, NYC
Warning: May cause an early-onset obsession with Swiss watches, a sudden demand for truffle-infused everything, referring to the sandbox as "beachfront property," and asking for a "small loan" of a million dollars.
Beneath the layers of satire, this is a beautifully designed, high-quality alphabet book that genuinely makes learning letters a joy for both parent and child.
Part of the "ABCs of Unnecessary Luxury" series.
@poshtotspress
ABCs of Monaco
Teaching Toddlers Offshore Banking Before They Can Share
£19.99
Other kids are learning to count to ten. Yours is learning about capital gains.
Welcome to the "ABCs of Monaco," the essential alphabet primer for the discerning toddler. This isn't just a book; it's a socio-economic head start, a lifestyle guide for the sandbox elite. We believe it's never too early to learn about the finer things in life, like tax havens, luxury yachts, and the strategic importance of a well-placed helipad.
This Monaco Edition Features:
- 26 Lessons in Opulence: From appreciating avant-garde yacht design to understanding the nuances of non-domiciled residency.
- Minimalist Design: A palette of Riviera-inspired pastels and gold foil accents that whispers "new money" but in a very old, established way.
- Actually Educational: Yes, they'll learn their ABCs, but more importantly, they'll learn the unspoken alphabet of the 1%.
- Parent Notes: Discreetly hidden jokes and financial advice for parents who understand the real value of a good tax haven.
Inside This Primer for the Privileged:
B is for Bentley. Because a Rolls Royce is just a little... much.
C is for Casino. Where we definitely don't go, wink.
F is for Formula 1. The only traffic jam we tolerate.
H is for Hedge Fund. How daddy affords your bespoke tricycle.
Y is for Yacht. It's not a boat. Never a boat.
Perfect Gift For:
- Parents who summer in the Hamptons but winter in St. Barts.
- Hedge fund managers and their surprisingly well-dressed toddlers.
- Anyone who has ever unironically used the term "au pair."
- Baby showers where the gifts require a separate insurance policy.
- Families who believe "vintage" means a 2018 Bugatti.
- Your friend who just *had* to name their child "Sterling."
What Well-Heeled Parents Are Saying:
"Auguste pointed to a yacht and said 'tender.' He's 3." - Chloë, Monte Carlo
"She now refuses to eat any caviar that isn't Osetra. Thanks." - Sebastian, London
"My son used 'F is for Fiduciary Duty' in a sentence. I've never been more proud." - Madison, NYC
Warning: May cause an early-onset obsession with Swiss watches, a sudden demand for truffle-infused everything, referring to the sandbox as "beachfront property," and asking for a "small loan" of a million dollars.
Beneath the layers of satire, this is a beautifully designed, high-quality alphabet book that genuinely makes learning letters a joy for both parent and child.
Part of the "ABCs of Unnecessary Luxury" series.
@poshtotspress