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Is your toddler's trust fund already generating more annual revenue than a mid-sized domestic airline? Are you tired of alphabet books that feature 'A' for 'Apple' instead of 'A' for 'Airstrip'? We understand.
Other kids are learning to stack blocks. Yours is learning to stack flight patterns over Teterboro.
Welcome to the world of Posh Tots Press, where we believe a child's education should begin in the stratosphere. "ABCs of Private Jets" is the essential primer for the aspiring globetrotter who simply cannot be bothered with commercial travel. This isn't just a book; it's a boarding pass to a lifetime of avoiding connections, skipping security lines, and understanding that 'wheels up' is a state of mind.
This High-Flying Alphabet Primer Features:
- 26 Aviation-Themed Lessons: From 'A' for 'Airstrip' to 'Z' for 'Zulu Time,' this is the only ABC book that matters for the 1% of the 1%.
- Minimalist, Sophisticated Design: A palette of 'Gulfstream White,' 'Caviar Black,' and 'Gold Card Gold' that subtly screams 'we don't fly commercial.'
- Actually Educational (We Swear): Amidst the satire, your little one will genuinely learn their letters, new vocabulary, and the fundamental differences between a G650 and a Global 7500. It's a win-win.
- Parent-Facing Notes: Each page includes witty asides and industry terms that you'll appreciate while your future CEO just points at the shiny jets.
Inside This First-Class Primer:
- G is for Gulfstream: The only G-force your child needs to know.
- H is for Helipad: Because sometimes the runway is just too far from the yacht.
- L is for Landing Gear: What goes down must come up. Preferably on a private island.
- Q is for Quiet Cabin: So you can't hear the poors complaining about legroom from 40,000 feet below.
- T is for Tail Number: The ultimate personalized license plate.
Perfect Gift For:
- Hedge fund managers on paternity leave
- Parents who consider Aspen a 'suburb'
- Anyone who has ever said 'we're summering in...'
- Tech entrepreneurs who just exited
- Families who pack more staff than suitcases
- Your sister-in-law who has everything
What High-Altitude Parents Are Saying:
"Our son, Atticus, refused to get in the Range Rover this morning. He pointed at the sky and demanded the 'big car with wings.' He's 2." - Beatrice, The Hamptons
"Finally, a book that reflects our family's values: altitude and asset allocation." - Chad, Silicon Valley
"I showed this to my daughter and now she thinks our Citation is 'mid.' Thanks a lot." - Anonymous, Palm Beach
Warning: May cause an encyclopedic knowledge of FAA regulations, a sudden refusal to travel by car, demanding sparkling cider before naptime, and referring to the nanny as 'cabin crew.'
While designed for a laugh, this book is a genuinely beautiful and effective way to teach the alphabet, making learning a first-class experience.
Part of the "ABCs of Unnecessary Luxury" series.
@poshtotspress
ABCs of Private Jets
Teaching Toddlers Aerodynamics Before They Can Walk
£19.99
Other kids are learning to stack blocks. Yours is learning to stack flight patterns over Teterboro.
Welcome to the world of Posh Tots Press, where we believe a child's education should begin in the stratosphere. "ABCs of Private Jets" is the essential primer for the aspiring globetrotter who simply cannot be bothered with commercial travel. This isn't just a book; it's a boarding pass to a lifetime of avoiding connections, skipping security lines, and understanding that 'wheels up' is a state of mind.
This High-Flying Alphabet Primer Features:
- 26 Aviation-Themed Lessons: From 'A' for 'Airstrip' to 'Z' for 'Zulu Time,' this is the only ABC book that matters for the 1% of the 1%.
- Minimalist, Sophisticated Design: A palette of 'Gulfstream White,' 'Caviar Black,' and 'Gold Card Gold' that subtly screams 'we don't fly commercial.'
- Actually Educational (We Swear): Amidst the satire, your little one will genuinely learn their letters, new vocabulary, and the fundamental differences between a G650 and a Global 7500. It's a win-win.
- Parent-Facing Notes: Each page includes witty asides and industry terms that you'll appreciate while your future CEO just points at the shiny jets.
Inside This First-Class Primer:
- G is for Gulfstream: The only G-force your child needs to know.
- H is for Helipad: Because sometimes the runway is just too far from the yacht.
- L is for Landing Gear: What goes down must come up. Preferably on a private island.
- Q is for Quiet Cabin: So you can't hear the poors complaining about legroom from 40,000 feet below.
- T is for Tail Number: The ultimate personalized license plate.
Perfect Gift For:
- Hedge fund managers on paternity leave
- Parents who consider Aspen a 'suburb'
- Anyone who has ever said 'we're summering in...'
- Tech entrepreneurs who just exited
- Families who pack more staff than suitcases
- Your sister-in-law who has everything
What High-Altitude Parents Are Saying:
"Our son, Atticus, refused to get in the Range Rover this morning. He pointed at the sky and demanded the 'big car with wings.' He's 2." - Beatrice, The Hamptons
"Finally, a book that reflects our family's values: altitude and asset allocation." - Chad, Silicon Valley
"I showed this to my daughter and now she thinks our Citation is 'mid.' Thanks a lot." - Anonymous, Palm Beach
Warning: May cause an encyclopedic knowledge of FAA regulations, a sudden refusal to travel by car, demanding sparkling cider before naptime, and referring to the nanny as 'cabin crew.'
While designed for a laugh, this book is a genuinely beautiful and effective way to teach the alphabet, making learning a first-class experience.
Part of the "ABCs of Unnecessary Luxury" series.
@poshtotspress