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Is your toddler’s first word "Veyron" instead of "Mama"?
Other kids are learning to stack blocks. Yours is learning the difference between a rear-wing spoiler and a diffuser.
Welcome to the fast lane of parenting. The ABCs of Supercars isn’t just a book; it’s a statement. It says, "My child may not have mastered potty training, but they can identify a Pagani from a quarter-mile away." Prepare your little prodigy for a future of discerning taste and unnecessary horsepower with this lavishly illustrated guide to the world's most exotic automobiles.
This Over-The-Top ABC Book Features:
- 26 Supercar Lessons: From the aggressive lines of the Aventador to the zenith of engineering in the Zonda, each letter is a lesson in automotive excellence.
- Minimalist Design: Featuring a sophisticated palette of graphite, rosso corsa, and bare carbon fiber that subtly screams "our other car is also a supercar."
- Actually Educational: We're only half-joking. They'll genuinely learn the alphabet, letter association, and maybe even a little about automotive design.
- Parent Notes: Sprinkled with footnotes on depreciation, track day insurance, and how to explain a speeding ticket to a four-year-old.
Inside This Engine Block of a Book:
- A is for Aston Martin: Because every future international spy needs to know their heritage.
- F is for Ferrari: The only red your child should be obsessed with.
- L is for Lamborghini: Teaching the art of making an entrance, and the importance of scissor doors.
- M is for McLaren: For the discerning toddler who appreciates British engineering and papaya orange.
- P is for Pagani: Where art, science, and an utter disregard for budget collide.
Perfect Gift For:
- Car-obsessed parents with a sense of humor.
- Nephews and nieces you want to gently corrupt with expensive taste.
- That hedge fund manager who just had their first kid.
- Baby showers where a silver rattle just won’t do.
- Toddlers who find "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" too pedestrian.
- Anyone who believes a car seat should be upholstered in Alcantara.
What Discerning Parents Are Saying:
"He pointed at a minivan and called it 'peasant-spec.' He's 3." - Chad, Greenwich, CT
"She won't answer to her name anymore, only 'Stig.' She's 4." - Beatrice, Kensington, UK
"My son's first drawing was a perfect rendering of a carbon-ceramic brake disc. We're so proud." - Sterling, Newport Beach, CA
Warning: May cause an encyclopedic knowledge of top speeds, a refusal to ride in any car with fewer than 12 cylinders, demands for a pony... made by Ferrari, and early onset sarcasm.
Beneath the satire, it's a genuinely beautiful and effective alphabet book designed to make learning fun for both parent and child.
Part of the "ABCs of Unnecessary Luxury" series.
@poshtotspress
ABCs of Supercars
Teaching Toddlers Aerodynamics Before They Can Walk
£19.99
Other kids are learning to stack blocks. Yours is learning the difference between a rear-wing spoiler and a diffuser.
Welcome to the fast lane of parenting. The ABCs of Supercars isn’t just a book; it’s a statement. It says, "My child may not have mastered potty training, but they can identify a Pagani from a quarter-mile away." Prepare your little prodigy for a future of discerning taste and unnecessary horsepower with this lavishly illustrated guide to the world's most exotic automobiles.
This Over-The-Top ABC Book Features:
- 26 Supercar Lessons: From the aggressive lines of the Aventador to the zenith of engineering in the Zonda, each letter is a lesson in automotive excellence.
- Minimalist Design: Featuring a sophisticated palette of graphite, rosso corsa, and bare carbon fiber that subtly screams "our other car is also a supercar."
- Actually Educational: We're only half-joking. They'll genuinely learn the alphabet, letter association, and maybe even a little about automotive design.
- Parent Notes: Sprinkled with footnotes on depreciation, track day insurance, and how to explain a speeding ticket to a four-year-old.
Inside This Engine Block of a Book:
- A is for Aston Martin: Because every future international spy needs to know their heritage.
- F is for Ferrari: The only red your child should be obsessed with.
- L is for Lamborghini: Teaching the art of making an entrance, and the importance of scissor doors.
- M is for McLaren: For the discerning toddler who appreciates British engineering and papaya orange.
- P is for Pagani: Where art, science, and an utter disregard for budget collide.
Perfect Gift For:
- Car-obsessed parents with a sense of humor.
- Nephews and nieces you want to gently corrupt with expensive taste.
- That hedge fund manager who just had their first kid.
- Baby showers where a silver rattle just won’t do.
- Toddlers who find "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" too pedestrian.
- Anyone who believes a car seat should be upholstered in Alcantara.
What Discerning Parents Are Saying:
"He pointed at a minivan and called it 'peasant-spec.' He's 3." - Chad, Greenwich, CT
"She won't answer to her name anymore, only 'Stig.' She's 4." - Beatrice, Kensington, UK
"My son's first drawing was a perfect rendering of a carbon-ceramic brake disc. We're so proud." - Sterling, Newport Beach, CA
Warning: May cause an encyclopedic knowledge of top speeds, a refusal to ride in any car with fewer than 12 cylinders, demands for a pony... made by Ferrari, and early onset sarcasm.
Beneath the satire, it's a genuinely beautiful and effective alphabet book designed to make learning fun for both parent and child.
Part of the "ABCs of Unnecessary Luxury" series.
@poshtotspress