Finding the perfect gift for a baby shower, first birthday, or "just because" can be tricky—especially when the parents-to-be have opinions about thread count and vintage labels. Fear not! We've matched each personality type with their ideal Posh Tots Press ABC book. Because why teach your tot about apples when you could teach them about assets?
For Different Personality Types:
For the Finance Bro Dad 💼
ABCs of Hedge Funds
He's got Bloomberg on repeat and refers to his toddler as "the best investment he's ever made." This book teaches Junior about bulls, bears, and compound interest before kindergarten. Bonus: Makes an excellent prop for those #DadLife Instagram posts from the home office.
For the Wannabe Influencer Mom 👜
ABCs of Designer Handbags
She has a waiting list for a Birkin and her baby's nursery is more curated than the Louvre. This book ensures her little one knows the difference between Chanel and Channel before they can spell their own name. #AestheticallyPleasing approved.
For the Trust Fund Baby (Literally) 💰
ABCs of Trust Funds
Why beat around the bush? This child's college fund could buy a small island. Teach them early about diversified portfolios, tax-advantaged accounts, and why Grandpa's lawyer sends holiday cards. It's never too early to understand your inheritance structure!
For the Couple Who Honeymooned in France 🥂
ABCs of St Tropez
They're still talking about that rosé they had overlooking the Mediterranean. Their nursery has "French country chic" vibes, and they've already planned Junior's gap year in Provence. This book keeps the dream alive while teaching the alphabet—très chic!
For the Crypto-Obsessed Parent ₿
ABCs of Cryptocurrency
They named their baby after Satoshi Nakamoto (or tried to). They're hodling, staking, and explaining blockchain to anyone who'll listen. Now their toddler can learn their ABCs while Dad explains why "B is for Bitcoin" is actually genius financial literacy.
For the Foodie Family 🍾
ABCs of Caviar
They have strong opinions about Michelin stars and sustainable sturgeon farming. Their baby's first solid food was probably organic sweet potato purée from a farmers market vendor they're on a first-name basis with. This book pairs perfectly with their commitment to raising a sophisticated palate.
For the Jet-Setting Parents ✈️
ABCs of Private Jets
Commercial flying? Not since 2019. Their baby has more passport stamps than most adults and sleeps through turbulence like a pro. This book normalizes their lifestyle while teaching letters—because "P is for Private Terminal" is totally relatable, right?
For the Classic Car Collector 🏎️
ABCs of Fast Cars
His garage is climate-controlled and worth more than the house. He's already planning which vintage Porsche Junior will inherit. This book speaks his love language: horsepower, heritage, and hand-stitched leather interiors.
For the Old Money Aesthetic Family 🎾
ABCs of Tennis
Summer in the Hamptons, winter in Aspen, spring at the country club. They have generational membership at a club with a 10-year waiting list. This book teaches proper sporting etiquette alongside the alphabet. Advantage: excellent taste.
For the Art Collector Parents 🖼️
ABCs of Fine Art
Their nursery has original artwork (not prints—originals). They're already discussing which preschool has the best arts program. This book ensures their little one can identify a Monet before they master potty training.
For the Opera-Loving Couple 🎭
ABCs of Opera
Season ticket holders since before the baby was born (yes, they brought the infant to a matinee). They believe Mozart in the womb creates genius. This book is basically required reading in their household.
For the Ballet Enthusiast Parent 🩰
ABCs of Ballet
Tiny tutus already purchased. Tchaikovsky plays during tummy time. They've mapped out their child's trajectory from baby ballet to principal dancer. First position starts with first letters!
For the Ski Bum Family ⛷️
ABCs of Skiing
They moved to the mountains for "quality of life" (and powder days). Their baby wore a onesie that said "Future Ski Patrol" home from the hospital. This book teaches ABCs and après-ski culture simultaneously.
For the Watch Collector ⌚
ABCs of Watches
He has strong feelings about automatic movements and can spot a Patek Philippe from across a room. The baby already has a vintage timepiece "for when they're older." This book is horological education disguised as early literacy.
For the Stamp Collecting Grandparent 📮
ABCs of Stamps
Grandpa's collection is meticulously organized and possibly worth a fortune. He wants to pass down his passion for philately to the next generation. This book bridges the generational gap while teaching letters—first class parenting!
For the Monaco Dreamer 🇲🇨
ABCs of Monaco
They watch the Grand Prix religiously and fantasize about Mediterranean living. Their baby's nursery has a subtle nautical-meets-Monte-Carlo theme. This book feeds their aspirations while educating their tot.
For the Yacht Club Member ⛵
ABCs of Superyachts
They know the difference between a yacht and a superyacht (it's the helipad, obviously). Summers are spent on the water, and their baby has already "sailed" more than most adults. Maritime education starts here!
Corporate Gifts That Actually Impress:
Tired of generic gift baskets? These ABC books make memorable corporate baby gifts that show you actually pay attention:
- For the C-Suite Executive welcoming a baby: ABCs of Hedge Funds or ABCs of Private Jets
- For the fashion industry colleague: ABCs of Designer Handbags
- For the tech startup founder: ABCs of Cryptocurrency
- For the luxury hospitality client: ABCs of Monaco or ABCs of St Tropez
Pair with a handwritten note for maximum impact. Bonus: They'll actually keep this gift.
Baby Shower Crowd-Pleasers:
Want to win "Best Gift" at the baby shower? Choose based on the parents' vibe:
The Funny Friend Gift: ABCs of Trust Funds (perfect for the couple who has everything)
The Thoughtful Colleague Gift: ABCs of Fine Art (cultured, not cliché)
The Group Gift: Bundle 3 books that match their lifestyle (Monaco + Superyachts + Champagne = the ultimate Riviera set)
